If I could hold a massive Easter egg hunt in my neighborhood, I'd need some extra help. NFL players have skills that could translate to this sort of event. From the promotional skills of Tim Tebow to the intelligent strategies devised by Peyton Manning, my Easter egg hunt would be a gigantic hit.
Here are five players I'd hire to help me:
Tim Tebow - I would start by hiring Tebow as my spokesperson and "face" of my event. Tebow is a natural speaker and he'd be great at getting parents to bring their kids to the event. I'd be certain to have the biggest press coverage of any Easter egg hunt in the world, and I wouldn't have to do anything extra to get that. Perhaps I could even get some of Tebow's sponsors to toss in the candy for the event, saving me quite a lot. Most certainly, no matter how bad my hunt turned out, everyone would go away feeling like he or she had a great time.
Peyton Manning - Of course, I wouldn't want to make my Easter egg hunt too easy for the kiddies. For the slightly older kids, I'd hire Peyton Manning to devise a complex egg-hiding system that he could change on the fly. Now that he has his own kids, Manning would undoubtedly love to help me out with this.
Ndamukong Suh - Recent events have highlighted how necessary it is to corral unruly and over-exuberant parents from participating too fully in the activities. Suh would be the perfect head of security for my event, and his mere presence should deter all but the most overbearing of parents. That mean streak of Suh's would be ideal to ensure that my hunt is civil and fun for the kids.
Chad Ochocinco - All around the Easter egg hunt, I'd need a director of social activities to provide entertainment. Ochocinco has proven himself over and over again to like entertaining the public, and his creativity knows no bounds. He'd also be a fantastic promoter of the event via Twitter.
Michael Vick - Every Easter egg hunt needs an Easter Bunny, and this would be an idea opportunity for Vick to continue to rehabilitate his image with the public. His athleticism and speed would be ideal for running around the field where the eggs would be laid, and bonus candy would be given to any kid who could actually touch him. Also, his image would receive another big boost by participating in an event that also featured guys like Tim Tebow and Peyton Manning.
Julie is a fanatical football fan, and can not wait for the upcoming NFL Draft. She also would never consider holding an Easter egg hunt, but the men above would be ideal hires for any public event she wanted to hold.
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