Count cabaret dancers among the groups who can't agree on the merits of the New York Jets trading for Tim Tebow.
The newest quarterback in town received an invitation two weeks ago for a lap dance at Rick's Cabaret in New York City, but it sounds as if his appearance there may set off a debate more often heard in a sports bar.
From the statement released by Rick's:
We asked some of the lovely ladies for their opinions on Tim Tebow becoming a Jet. The reactions were definitely mixed.
"I'm thrilled for the Jets and want to extend an extra special welcome to Tim Tebow," said Rick's Cabaret Girl Beverly, a busty blonde beauty. "I've heard that he doesn't go to strip clubs, but I will be happy to give him his first lap dance. ..."
Rick's Cabaret Girl Sydney, a statuesque blonde stunner, did not think that Jets ownership made the right move. She proclaimed, "They got him just so they can sell Tebow T-shirts and Tebow merchandise. The Jets need football players not haberdashers."
"Tebow is cute, I like him," said Rick's Cabaret Girl Alex, a buxom brunette. "But Mark Sanchez is sexier," she added.
This isn't going to end well for the Jets, is it?
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