So there you are, Tim Tebow, minding your own business at home, getting ready to go to sleep to the dulcet tones of Jimmy Fallon on his late-night talk show, when who should appear? WWE champion CM Punk.
"Cool," you must think to yourself. CM Punk is a popular guy. He's glib and funny. This will be the perfect thing to watch before drifting off to slumberland.
"Oh, that wacky CM Punk. He's going to do snow angels on the floor of the studio," Tebow must have thought while watching Punk do just that.
But wait. The audience is oohing and aahing for some reason. You must have fallen asleep for a moment, because you are not sure why. CM Punk must have said something funny. He must have delivered one of his infamous verbal pipe bombs on some poor unsuspecting person. He probably said something about Daniel Bryan, or maybe John Lauriniatis. So you rewind the DVR and see what he said.
"I know you are a Tim Tebow fan, so this is kind of like Tebowing, except unlike Tebow, I actually am a champion," Punk says.
So there you are, Tim Tebow. Try to sleep well.
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